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Rutt
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|  | Re: Ugh! You farted!
« Reply #15 on Oct 12, 2005, 9:28am » | |
"Ugh! You farted IN MY FACE, eh!" Rutt gags, lumbering to his feet and reeling back, trying to hold his breath and vocalize his disgust at the same time, "That was nasty, eh--you've got my eyes watering! Put your butt back in the water and do it under there, eh. Underwater, the farts don't stink."
Rutt clambers up on the bank and shakes himself dry. He's still coughing from the fumes lingering in the air around the pond and his eyes are indeed watering.
"There is no way I will ever play 'pull my antler' with you again, eh," he snorts, "That's just gross. Weapons like that oughta be illegal in these parts, eh."
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| | Re: Ugh! You farted!
« Reply #16 on Oct 20, 2005, 12:48pm » | |
*Tuke looks at Rutt with a very surprised expression...*
"It wasn't me, aye... It was your imagination... or a farting fish... take your pick!"
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Rutt
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| | Re: Ugh! You farted!
« Reply #17 on Oct 20, 2005, 1:17pm » | |
"That was not my imagination...or a farting fish," Rutt insists, shaking his shaggy wet hair again, "That was your pruney butt and you know it. You can't fool your own brother, eh."
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| | Re: Ugh! You farted!
« Reply #18 on Nov 25, 2005, 10:11pm » | |
LOL, This is the best stuff I have ever read. Keep it up. Its funny!!! I mean, who wouldn't want to hear an old moose's fart anyway? LOL
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