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Post by Rutt on Oct 2, 2005 22:00:59 GMT -5
As fall is fast approaching, Rutt decides it's time to start loading up on the green stuff while it's still plentiful. He's not sure where his big brother Tuke is, but he figures he will get a head start on the grazing today...after he does his routine stretches. He spends about fifteen minutes doing this every day, so he might as well forget the head start. He really doesn't like to browse and graze without his brother anyway.
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Post by Tuke on Oct 2, 2005 22:07:34 GMT -5
*Tuke has gotten side-tracked, AGAIN, watching the little butterflies and cute squirrels as they play.*
"Hmmm, they are just so cute..."
*He stretches his neck to try to touch a butterfly wing... and farts.*
"Oops, I hope nobody heard that."
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Post by Rutt on Oct 2, 2005 22:12:02 GMT -5
Rutt's ears perk as he hears a familiar sound--the sound of his brother's...musical side...coming out. He pauses in mid-stretch and looks over his shoulder. Sure enough, there's Tuke over by that tree over there.
"Ugh! You farted!" he accuses him, wrinkling his big nose in disgust, "You can't deny it either. Farts echo in the mountains on crisp mornings like this, eh."
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Post by Tuke on Oct 3, 2005 7:00:48 GMT -5
*Tuke is startled by his brother's voice, but happily begins making his way towards Rutt...*
"Did not... it was the tree... I was just scratchin' a itch and I cracked the bark by accident. It was a accident, aye?"
*He fans his stub of a tail quickly to air away any leftover fumes... shoot he shouldn't have eaten that bit of chives he found by the grassy spot yesterday.*
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Post by Rutt on Oct 3, 2005 20:05:38 GMT -5
"You're lying, eh," Rutt argues, snorting at the aftermath still lingering in the cool morning air, "That wasn't any tree bark. That was you. Tree bark doesn't stink like that. What'd you eat to make you fart like that anyway, eh?"
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Post by Tuke on Oct 3, 2005 20:11:35 GMT -5
*Tuke pretends to look hurt as he hears Rutt's accusation.*
"It was not me that farted, aye? It was the tree... a bark fart, aye?"
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Post by Rutt on Oct 3, 2005 20:23:20 GMT -5
"Whatever you say, eh," Rutt smirks, cracking his neck one more time, "So...you wanna go graze down by the pond? There's probably a lotta green stuff down along the bank. We don't hafta worry about my hooves getting frozen in the water yet, eh?"
He snorts as he laughs, recalling that time his hooves had frozen in the pond and Tuke had sat with him all winter. He's grateful to have a brother to be his friend--even if they do "butt heads" every now and then.
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Post by Tuke on Oct 3, 2005 20:30:40 GMT -5
*Tuke chuckles as he remembers how Rutt was stuck in the frozen water...*
"Yeah, it's funny now, aye? But it wasn't funny then. If the tree coulda barked a fart back then it mighta warmed up the water enough, aye? for you to pull your hooves out... also, if there had been a farting fish close by, aye? That might have done the trick... fart bubbles around your hooves... mmmmmm, I can feel it now, aye?"
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Post by Rutt on Oct 3, 2005 20:35:44 GMT -5
"Underwater farts," Rutt muses with a grin, "Nature's jaccuzzi, eh? Now that you mention it, that would have been good therapy for my hooves. Wait a second...do fish fart? Have you ever heard a fish fart, eh?"
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Post by Tuke on Oct 4, 2005 18:13:17 GMT -5
*Tuke puzzles over that one, a frown creasing his forehead greatly.*
"Hmmmmm, have I ever heard a fish fart? Well, now that I think of it, I don't think so... but, why don't we venture down to the water over there, aye and have a little listen... You can stick your ear in the water first, aye?"
*As he proceeds to lead the way to the water's edge, he slips and farts.*
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Post by Rutt on Oct 4, 2005 18:37:55 GMT -5
"Aw, man! I'm not walking downwind of you, eh," Rutt snorts, trotting around Tuke and falling into step beside him instead of behind him, "I dunno about sticking my ear in the water. You know I have sensitive ears, eh. What if I get, uh...swimmer's ear?"
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Post by Tuke on Oct 6, 2005 6:32:28 GMT -5
"Sensitive ears and loose lips, aye? Don't worry about swimmer's ear, aye? I don't see any swimmer in the water who would give you his ear."
*At the water's edge, Tuke stands and looks down into it.*
"It's pretty shallow here, aye? Want that I should call the fishies? Here, watch this..."
*With that, Tuke walks into the water and sits down... bubbles emerge from beneath his butt...*
"Ahhhhhh, that feels good."
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Post by Rutt on Oct 7, 2005 21:28:12 GMT -5
"Natural jaccuzzi, eh!" Rutt cries, jumping into the water and reclining beside his brother, "Ahh...that feels good on that pulled muscle in my back, eh. Keep it up. Forget the fish."
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Post by Truttle on Oct 9, 2005 2:37:18 GMT -5
(OOC: Excuse my interuption, but I have to say that you play Rutt and Tuke awesomely! It cracks me up with laughter! XD)
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Post by Tuke on Oct 12, 2005 6:55:42 GMT -5
*Tuke is at peace. What moose could ask for more... sharing fart bubbles with his brother... sniffing the fresh morning air... (yeah, right) listening to the chirping of the birds... the water feeling all interesting and neat beneath his butt... ah, the world of the moose is good... no interruptions... no worries!*
"Hey, Rutt, if we keep sitting in this water we're going to have pruney butts... What do you think? How's mine look? Is it pruney yet?"
*And with that, Tuke picks up his wet, hairy butt and turns so it is pointing right at Rutt's face...*
*KAPOOP! Pffft!*
"Aw, it wasn't me!"
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